STEVIE NICKS, The Muppets and Using Dental Floss as a Weapon. I give you carpool FERRYoke—singing from the ferry dock on the island of Lewis in Scotland. This was taped on election day in hopes that we would get a result that would STOP DRAGGING MY HEART AROUND. Leave us a comment to celebrate the end of an abusive relationship!

Currently residing in the woods in a cabin with no WiFi. Silas is feeling under the weather. Not sure what it is yet so we are laying low. Woke to two flat tires this morning and Lee has been a hero and managed to get them replaced—in the middle of nowhere! We have to drive down the road to get a WiFi signal that I’m using to broadcast to the world. But I only get it 5 minutes at a time. Send some mojo our way…we are holding you all in thoughts and love as the country finds its future […]

There is witchcraft in our blood,in our bones we carry the magic that you could not burn away.You see, fire does not eat fire. Your mother would have taught you that if the world hadn’t convinced her that despite her body being able to bring life into this world,she is not a magical thing. Maybe the witches you burned were the daughters of something more holy than you could ever handle. So you set them alight for being different, forgetting that even the son of your God was once condemned for being too pure, too beautiful, too different for this […]

FINDING WONDERLAND – a Mini Muse Juice tour by yours truly. Taking you along cuz let’s face it: you miss traveling, and I miss guiding. Come frolic with me on Lewis and Harris. I’ll be taking you guys here for a picnic next time we can all get together physically. It’s a secret spot hidden by green pastures and rushing rivers. Not in any of the guide books…a perfect little spot for a selkie story hour.