December 21, 2020

How Much Do I Love You?

you ask how much I love you on this Christmas eve allow me to elucidate the truths that I believe:   I’d go deep as Christmas stockings and wide as Santa’s belt I’d fly like reindeer ‘cross the sky for you the snow would melt   I’d make friends with Mars and Venus shake hands with Mister Moon I’d hitch them to my sleigh of stars they’d be yours by afternoon   I’d capture dear old Father Time sneak away his New Year’s clock it will only tick, my dear according to your tock   I’d scale dizzy North Pole […]
December 20, 2020

Once Upon a Time (at the Goblin Market)

My poem. Silas’s art. A little goblin joy to juice up your holiday. Turn your sound on! And drop us a line to let us know how it makes you feel. WE LOVE READING THE COMMENTS! Feel free to share it with your friends. XOXO
November 1, 2020

The Vagina Song –

Featured today on my singing series Sunday is for Sinners – raw and unfiltered, much like me. No backing rack. No harmonies. But a whole lot of laughter. If you’ve been on one of my muse juice tours or been at one of the parties at Wonderland, you’ve likely heard this song. I offer it to you now as proof that you don’t need to be pretty or perfect or in key or on time to live your best FUN LIFE. Everything shot on location on the Isle of Skye and Orkney. Socially distanced. When the fun doesn’t come and […]


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